Q & A (Part I)

In the following posts I will challenge your creativity. I will post a question from a Bond University student and your task is to come up with a clever, educating and entertaining response. In the followup posts I will present my canonically, politically (more-or-less) correct answer.

Here's the first one:

"Robert, we don't like our text book, it weighs way too much. Can you write us another one?"
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Answer 1: "Don't complain,

Answer 1: "Don't complain, you are lucky anyway. Here at Bond, right behind the moon, the book weighs only a fifth of what it would back on earth."

Answer 2: "Yes." (You don't actually have to write the book; after the exam they stop asking.)

Anonymous | Sun, 09/23/2007 - 00:32

Answer to a girl: If you

Answer to a girl: If you have a boyfriend, let him carry the book for you. If he loves you so much, then he will be happy to do that.

Answer to a boy: If you have a girlfr ... arhm, this does not work.

Second attempt: If you can buy yourself a semester at Bond, why find someone who can carry the book?

Anonymous | Mon, 09/24/2007 - 11:02

Answer 3: "Copy the text

Answer 3: "Copy the text book on microfilm, then you can carry it around easily as dot of the i in 'University' on your student card."

Answer 4: "Learn the contents of the book and leave it at home. The increase in brain mass will weigh a fraction of the book. Unfortunately, as an unintended side effect, your knowledge of the subject will increase as well."

Anonymous | Tue, 09/25/2007 - 10:03